Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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