Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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