that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Its about making memories worth repressing
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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