so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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