READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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