Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so let's talk penis.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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