Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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