i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
