Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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