I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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