everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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