East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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