Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Barsexuality is the new black.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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