I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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