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my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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(513): View more from Ohio

some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.

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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.

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(817): View more from Texas

Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up

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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me

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