definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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