I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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