whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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