Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
this boner is exhausting
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
