that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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