I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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