Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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