He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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