"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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