What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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