i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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