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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

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RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(307): View more from Wyoming

When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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(248): View more from Michigan

thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm

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(281): View more from Texas

Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...

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