if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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