ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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