we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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