Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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