i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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