Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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