so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize