so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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