In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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