Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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