Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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