Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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