I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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