called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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