I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I believe in your delicious
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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