dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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