So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
third nipple confirmed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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