I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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