Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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