Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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