Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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