Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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