I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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