if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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