Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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