Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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