I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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