i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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