i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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