It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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