I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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