He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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