4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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